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🎙 n8n · 5 × AI · just for fun
The AI talk show.
Five AI guests take your website apart, each from their own corner: security, SEO, copy, clarity and speed. An n8n workflow first collects the real facts, and the guests may only talk about those. Ironic, but kind. At the end you get an overall grade and five concrete tips.
AI TALK SHOWStudio ready
- 🕵️ Hacker
- 📈 SEO Guru
- 🎨 Designer
- 👵 Grandma
- ⏱ Customer
💡 What you can do right now
One tip per guest. This is the useful part of the show.
The facts they talked about
Recently in the studio
Shows of other visitors. Tap a show to play it.
How it works
- WebhookYour click starts an n8n workflow on my server, with the domain attached.
- CheckpointIs the domain public? Plus security headers, TLS, SPF, DMARC and a measured response time.
- Two requests at onceHomepage and sitemap.xml are fetched in parallel and joined in a Merge node.
- Collect the factsA Code node reads title, meta description, H1/H2, the first 1500 characters of text, weight, images without alt text and the sitemap. Plus a rule-of-thumb score per guest from the measurements.
- Five AIs in parallelFive HTTP nodes ask an AI model hosted at IONOS in Germany at the same time, each with its own role and only the facts of its field. Answer as JSON: score, two sentences, one tip.
- Merge and checkA Merge node with five inputs waits for all guests. A Code node checks every answer; if a guest drops out, it speaks from a template built on the same facts.
- HostA sixth AI request reads everything, lets two guests answer each other and speaks the closing words.
- IngestThe show lands on the server as JSON, with a preview image for sharing. This page plays it.
Privacy: only publicly reachable things are read (homepage, sitemap, headers, DNS records). The domain and the show are stored so the link works, plus a salted hash of your IP address or a random token in your browser — only so you can delete the show later. The text of the website is not stored. More in the privacy policy
Every show costs six AI requests. So there is a short pause between two shows and a limit per hour.
Dead serious: the website report card with grades and tips →